Jeni's Pen

*My elbow dimple is starting to come back, and it's barely yellow now-- almost back to its pasty off-white color. Yay! *I started my ph...

So I just got home from having my Jolly Green Giant appendage removed, and I have to say, doctors irritate the crap out of me. Last week, t...

* I am currently reading a book written by Hugh Laurie (yes, as in House) in 1996. Who knew that Hugh Laurie wrote a spoof spy novel? I f...

So, as many of ya'll know, I had a minor incident last week resulting in what is more than likely a fractured elbow. Apparently with th...

This is the post where I do something I'm REALLY not good at--and that thing is asking for help. So the first thing is prayer. I need pr...

At last, the dreaded essay of doom has been completed and sent off to Real Simple magazine. Okay, so in my eyes it will never be completed....

This just in: Just days before the submission deadline for the Real Simple essay contest, my essay is being completely overhauled-- It is no...

One of my greatest desires is to be able to write in such a way that it is more than mere words that flow from the page, but also joy and la...

Today Season 4 of House came out on DVD. I had intended to wait until after my essay was finished before I bought it, figuring it would be ...

Coming up soon, I am going to be providing my readers with tales of some "interesting" roommates I had back before I decided that ...